From the 8DAYS, I coped this article out which is very witty, and (inserts words).

"...a trainee doctor at TAN TOCK SENG hospital was caught filming nurses in the showers.He left a video camera running in a black piuch, which he hung on the wall of a common shower room used by both male and female staff."

"This is not even a decent set up. This dude's a doctor. He has to be smarter than that, surely. He might as well hide behind the potted plant in the corner while a hot nurse undresses and try to keep really still. He basically expected the nurses to not suspect anything: Hmm... a mysterious black pouch hanging on the wall in the private stall where I'm alone, naked and wet. What are the odds of me looking inside?"

"...he's paid roughly 50 times my salary..."

"...dumb..."

I picture the courtroom dialouge to go something like this :

Judge: " That was your running camcorder. In your pouch. How do you explain yourself, trainee doctor?"

Sex Fiend: " Your honour, I forgot to take the pouch out of the restroom. I left it there because I was filming myself in the shower."

Judge: " You were what?"

Sex Fiend: "Filming myself in the shower. I have no friends. Girls don't like me. My family is overseas. I wanted something to play on the TV at home on Valentine's Day. Self love is also love. You can't discriminate against the lonely."

How very true.

I hope 8 Days don't come sueing me. But, I'm not publishing anything. And by saying this is a good article, I'm promoting 8 days right? See, I'm even bolding 8DAYS.

So people, buy 8 days.

Lawls.

Ok . So commmon test is OVER. I'm so happy.

I have this feeling that I'm going to somehow pass English, Historyand Geography.
Maybe chinese too.

But maths and Bio? I have absolutely no confidence. The bloody papers are so fucking hard. Me and Yun Han even bet with Liz that if we fail Maths, she'll give use a dollar each.

Yeah, a dollar. It's also money okay.

Cavana. Argh, nevermind.

AHH I LOST MY IPW FILE! HOW COULD YOU! SHUAN! LUKE! TOBY! (inserts name)

Ah. I'm so owned.


MY WAH TWINS. Now consisting The Weasley twins( just because they are red-headed :D), The ASAKURA TWINS( OMG SHUAI), The HITACHIIN TWINS(OMG! LOVE! LOVE!)

Twins are just tooo sexyyyy.

Shabondama is a good song. By morning musume. Go listen to it.

Ah. People think blue ducks are sexy. Well I think purple pandas are hawt.

I'm feeling so random.

Bye. Lawls.

Ways Of Picking Your Nose



Deep Salvage Pick
Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.

Utensil Pick
When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.

Extra Pick
When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.

Depression Pick
When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.

Pick A Lot
What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.

Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....

Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Flick
Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.

Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Pipe Cleaner Pick
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.


Gotten this from our dearest alumniguidesblog. Wahaha. It's such a great discovery that I must share.

Thinking Day was pretty much okay, quite boring. :l

Lalalas(:

I AM PATHETIC .

I just need a fucking life.

ARGH.

Ok nevermind. My youtube is hanging so I have to wait to check out my twins.

I still don't get it why some people need to wear makeup. Like my cousins. It's so troublesome and weird.

Nevermind this too.

Ahh the twins.

AHHHH THE TWINS.

Sheesh, I'm gonna miss my HANA KIMI.

ZZZZ.
I'm just so bored.

Maybe it's because of my boredness that I don't get much readers.

Hmm.

Scary. I just clicked on the youtube and there's a ad saying,

Oh ya, I just got this from a ex-school mate.

Top 10 home remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

8. Sometimes we just need to remember what "The Rules of Life" really are. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

10. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.


Go on and try. I assure you a pleasurable experience :D

Top Five WORST Things that happened to me the starting of the year.

1. Broke up with Summer. (Not a huge loss)
2. Pissed by Cohen, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
3. Victoria moved to DOVE. Making it so so impossible for me to be PS now.
4. Rozannah came. D:
5. Lost a friend :((.

Top Five GOOD thing that happened to me at the starting of the year

1. MY BELOVED OURAN <3>
2. My beloved juniors. <3
3. Finally understood Maths . Whoosh.
4. Reformatted my computer. :D
5. Improve my hand drawings, by abit. Lols.

Summarised. Still bored.

I'm so fucked up now. Cohen called me to write 3 more fucking newspaper article when all I didn't do is the stupid reflection. I FORGOT OKAY.

Than Yan Rong behind me also never do reflection. No orders of 3 more articles were issued.

SO SHOULD I DO?

*acts as nothing happened and "forgets" *

Hoho. I shall see his stupid face.

" Huh Wenxin, why never do your three extra articles?"

" You got ask me do meh. "

"I told you to do because you never write reflection!"

"Yan Rong behind also never do mah. Why you so bias. Call me do never call her do. And some other people also never do."

"You get ready to for me to call your father." *walks away*

Ah. The sensational feeling of revenge. It's so great to have attitude.

New blogger is so troublesome. Like what the twins would say,

"Mendose na."

Ah rawr. Why should I care. And a note. I hate Valentines. All pink and there is just no point in having that freak day.

Bored. YES, JANE, I THINK NONO IS CUTE TOO. I WISH AIBON COULD COME BACKKK.

:D

I love Fifi.

Seriously I do. I respect for all she wants to do for guides, and if she ever become CL (most probably), I follow her,

and bring HER down.

Guides.

When we were sec 1 training had been tough. We complained, we whined, we cried, but we endured it all. Now guides had been etched deep into our hearts.

And SHE have to come in.

I just MISS, Miss Soh.

I just can't find any words to describe HER. It's just too. Too. I don't know.

But I know guides will go on stronger and stronger, even without her.

And all we have to do is to whack a crappy piece of wood 3 times. YAY! We know how to chop a piece of log now.

GUIDES



I know when the Sec 4s are down, the sec 3s will be there, to carry it on. Than us Sec 2s. But the sec 1s? I don't even want to think about it.

God, please help guides.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen.

I present you, my lovable TWINS .




THEY RAWK. OMG. AND THEIR DEAR SEXY VOICES. :DD

And sec 1 are seriously scary. Gees.

Brought them to HQ with Audrey, Yun Jing, Rebacca and Jingjing.

ZZZ. Haiis. Rozannah is seriously . Nvm.