From the
8DAYS, I coped this article out which is very witty, and (inserts words).
"...a trainee doctor at TAN TOCK SENG hospital was caught filming nurses in the showers.He left a video camera running in a black piuch, which he hung on the wall of a common shower room used by both male and female staff."
"This is not even a decent set up. This dude's a doctor. He has to be smarter than that, surely. He might as well hide behind the potted plant in the corner while a hot nurse undresses and try to keep really still. He basically expected the nurses to not suspect anything: Hmm... a mysterious black pouch hanging on the wall in the private stall where I'm alone, naked and wet. What are the odds of me looking inside?"
"...he's paid roughly 50 times my salary..."
"...dumb..."
I picture the courtroom dialouge to go something like this :
Judge: " That was
your running camcorder. In
your pouch. How do you explain yourself, trainee doctor?"
Sex Fiend: " Your honour, I forgot to take the pouch out of the restroom. I left it there because I was filming myself in the shower."
Judge: " You
were what?"
Sex Fiend: "Filming myself in the shower. I have no friends. Girls don't like me. My family is overseas. I wanted something to play on the TV at home on Valentine's Day. Self love is also love. You can't discriminate against the lonely."
How very true.
I hope
8 Days don't come sueing me. But, I'm not publishing anything. And by saying this is a good article, I'm promoting
8 days right? See, I'm even bolding
8DAYS.
So people, buy
8 days.Lawls.
Ok . So commmon test is OVER. I'm so happy.
I have this feeling that I'm going to somehow pass English, Historyand Geography.
Maybe chinese too.
But maths and Bio? I have absolutely no confidence. The bloody papers are so fucking hard. Me and Yun Han even bet with Liz that if we fail Maths, she'll give use a dollar each.
Yeah, a dollar. It's also money okay.
Cavana. Argh, nevermind.
AHH I LOST MY IPW FILE! HOW COULD YOU! SHUAN! LUKE! TOBY! (inserts name)
Ah. I'm so owned.
MY WAH TWINS. Now consisting The Weasley twins( just because they are red-headed :D), The ASAKURA TWINS( OMG SHUAI), The HITACHIIN TWINS(OMG! LOVE! LOVE!)
Twins are just tooo sexyyyy.
Shabondama is a good song. By morning musume. Go listen to it.
Ah. People think blue ducks are sexy. Well I think purple pandas are hawt.
I'm feeling so random.
Bye. Lawls.