EDITTED: I added in the leabian beach clear, Yun Han, and redo the TM and SK part. LOL.

I stink now, and I'm hungry, and there's nothing to eat in here except for some crappy instant noodles.

MSG OVERFLOWING.

This is a play that Me, Tiffany and Elizabeth had thought of. Wahahaha.

WenXin: ELIZABETH! GET ME A BOOK! *points to the shelves*
ELizabeth: Na. *passes conch bearer*
WX: OI. I said get me a book there la.
ET: Lazy la, niang hou.
WX: DA DAN! GUARD/S, bring her to be beheaded!
Tiffany: YES, niang niang!
ET: OI! *kena dragged out*

ET: *kneeling on the floor, tied up* WAHH.
TM: DIE! *aims for the neck, swings paper, preparing for a fatal paper cut*
N: STOPPP!
TM: huh.*really stops.*
ET: Wtf.
N: I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL MY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! *kicks away TM, carries ET and gallops away into the sunset, on their trusty stick pony*
WX: What the.. heck. Oh well. *points to TM*
TM: Ehh? What.
WX: As punishment you will wear a bald wig. Ha.
TM: WHATT?
WX: Yeah yeah go now.
TM: Omg. A bald wig?!

WX: Wahaha. I'm so evil.
P: Yes. So evil.
PC: And we like it.
WX: I KNOW! WAHAHA
P: WAHAHAHAHA!
PC: WAHAHAHAHA!

TM: Omg a bald wig. I might as well go somewhere else and hang myself.*notices a tall tower.*
TM: WOW. Maybe there's someone up there. HELLLLLO?
SK: *fake girl voice* YESSSSS?
TM: Omg. That's so gay. *Suddenly she notices something dropping from the tower. She shrieks and dodges. The something is revealed to be, wtf, hair.
SK: Read your script la, you're not suppose to say "That's so gay".
TM: Oh. *reads script* Er- *clears voice and says in a mannly voice* Such beautiful hair! Do not worry, my damsel in distress! I will rescue you!
SK: *fake girl voice back.* Oh my!
TM: Er- *starts tugging on the hair, and begins climbing.
SK: AH! DON'T SUDDENLY DO THAT!
TM: *reaches the top after 7 days and was shocked* Omg, a guy!
SK: Omg, a girl! *points to TM's head*
TM: WOW, THE WIG FELL OFF.
SK: Yours too!
TM: Ah.
SK: I've been waiting for this day, for like, forever.
TM: Er- *looks at script* Er, this ain't in the script.
SK: Who cares! I love you, TM.
TM: OMG! I LOVE YOU TOO YOU KNOW.
*stares at each other.*
TM&SK: YAY! MARRIAGE!

WX: TM got married.
P: Yeah wow.
PC: Ya, so?
WX: I want to get married too.
P: We were waiting for you to say that!
PC: For like, the pasr 2143564574746785 years!
WX: WOW. LET'S
P: GET
PC: MARRIED!

Epilouge.

Somewhere in Pasir Ris Beach, a lone skinny ah ma picks up a leaf.
Superstar Lesbian Beach Cleaner A.K.A Yun Han: Ahh, another leaf.
Suddenly she hears bark. She turns around, shocked.
SLBCYH: N-no.. Bi.. Bibi?
Tears appears in her eyes, she took a step forward, not daring to believe herself.
Bibi: Woof.
SLBCYH: Bi.. BIBI!!!!
Bibi: Woof.
Both owner and pet runs towards each other, and enclosed in a tight hug.
SLBCYH: Let's get married too.
Bibi: Woof.

WX: Wtf, an ahma with a dog.
P: Yeah.
PC: Weird.
WX: Whatever.

The end. LOL.

I love it. Do you?