I've braced myself for not being able to check/update/read any blogs for a least the next decade or so and surprisingly, my modem revived.

Salamahafifi: What happened to your modem?
WX: It caught fire.
Salamahafifi: What?!?!
WX: Yeah it was smoking. Then we went to hide in our room after we off the switches.

Okay. Pure Geog time.