Er, a flower in a pool of shit. Har. Anyway, here's a picture post to make up for not updating as I neglect blogging to SIM!
Okay. *eats a banana*
This is Tiffany's card. Oh lol. Can you see her spastic photos? :D
This is, ahem, Miss, ahem. Oh shit, I forgot who? * whistles in a flat tone even though she doesn't know how to (the wonders of technology: you can LIE.)*
Hahahahaha.:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D
Oh?
OH! I don't know her.
Hi, I'm changing the subject.
This is Fifi staring at fake gold pieces, lusting for them because she complained that I don't take her pictures.
The police's example.
Nonsense example. Fi: Do you wish to danceeeee? YJ: No.
This is either our merepek Liyana or our nonsense Kimberly. Hi Miss Barathi.
I'm sorry, to my dad. I disappointed you. I'm sorry. I have no guts, to admit my mistakes. All I could do was cry, cry, cry. I'm sorry. I wish I have the guts. Ah well, since I have small physical features, I probably have small mental features(what?) such as, a small heart, a small brain, etc.
Small guts. Okay.
I'm sorry that I made the whole CCA commendation thing a big fuss. I'm sorry Mr Ng, yeah. I don't know whether you read my blog. Wait, do you? Oh my god. Anyway, I'm sorry and I really want to quit the stupid sports leader. Hello, world.
I ran through the things I wanted to say when I was alone in the bus but I seemed to have forgotten them all. Hmm.
I'm sorry to Elizabeth Tai, because I thought you were overeacting when you broke up with that nonsense Irsyad. Bahhhhhh. Look who's talking.
I'm sorry that I like them. No, wait. I'm not sorry. I'm only sorry I like one, but not the other. So there. Should I stick out my tongue to annony you more?
I'm sorry that just when my Sims 2 was at the critical moment(they were going to have CRUSHES), I accidentally off the computer.
Aw, fuck. I meant, I wanted Erin Appliciss to be Emmett Hitachiin's wife. And just so that she's Namira Hitachiin's friend. So I'm like, HEY. WOW. COOL. Then I got so excited, then, boom. I was leaning into the main button on the CPU.
Damn.
I'm sorry that I cried over small things.
I'm not sorry that I hate green tea and parsley but not GREEEEEEN.
I'm sorry that Joel has to replace Gideon's position as RONALD in my composition. It seems like Miss Ng thinks Joel is IDIOTIC. Not my words. Go to the libaray and read the composition by Ms Spontaneity.
I'm sorry I made people think I've gone for hair extensions, but I did not. Damn it, it's the banana pin.
What else. Oh. If you come to me to talk and I start crying, it'll be your fault, and don't make it seem like I was overeacting. IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!
Qns; The person who tagged you is? Ans; Salamahafifi.
Qns; What is your relationship with him/her? Ans; Er, online chatmates, or crapmate, or nonsensemate. And we're schoolmates too.
Qns; Your 5 impression of him/her? Ans; Nonsense. Random. Pink. Siao. Parc.
Qns; The most memorable thing he/she has done for you? Ans; Er. No, I don't know. Sleeping with the webcam on?
Qns; The most memorable thing he/she has said to you? Ans; "Guiding Under Liyana Is Super Merepek"
Qns; If he/she becomes your lover, you will ... ? Ans; IF I give into to the fact that she likes pink, which will never happen.
Qns; If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improves on? Ans; She would have to improve on scrubbing the toilet, ironing clothes, etc. I'll make her a saty-home wife. WAHAHAHAHHA.
Qns; If he/she becomes your enemy, you will ...? Ans; I will probably have nothing much left in life. I'll read her blog and backstab her, but we wouldn't be chatmates anymore. Sad bodoh.
Qns; If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be? Ans; I dunno. Me not being able to take her pink obsession anymore?
Qns; The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is? Ans; For her? Is buying Oslan from her something desirable?
Qns; Your overall impression on him/her? Ans; Random/Nonsense.
Qns; How do you think people around you will feel about you? Ans; Annoying. Recently people think of me as sacarstic. I'm like, what?
Qns; The character you love of yourself are ...? Ans; That I spotted a grammar error in your question and I'm going to post it anyway.
Qns; On the contrary, the character you hate yourself are ...? Ans; I hate that I love them. I hate that all the things I do often irritate people. I hate that my hand writing is untidy. I hate that my PMS and periods often come at the wrong time. I hate that my life is so, nothing.
Qns; The most ideal person you want to be is? Ans; I want to be a certain person's wife.
Qns; For people who care & like you, say something about them. Ans; I love them. Yes.
Qns; Pass this quiz to 10 people. 1. Yun Jing 2. Salamahafifi 3. YunHan 4. Elizabeth 5. Tiffany 6. Amelia 7. YanHong 8. Er, Jasmine Tan, because I ran out of names. Sorry. 9. Jasmine Chung. 10. Fiona!
Qns; Who is number six having relationship with? Ans; Hahahahahahahaha. Not really a relationship, but a big big crush. Oh, handsome.
Qns; Is 9 a male or female? Ans; Female
Qns; If 7&10 are together, will it be a good thing? Ans; OH I DUNNO!? *flies into space*
Qns; How about 5&8 ? Ans; I don't see the point.
Qns; What's number 2 studying about? Ans; POA.
Qns; When was the last time you chatted with number 3? Ans; This afternoon we webcam-ed.
Qns; Is number 4 single? Ans; Yes.
Qns; Talk something casually about number 1. Ans; Hi the 3rd R.
Thursday was very traumatised. And so was I today. I was on the bus with YunHan and Elizabeth when suddenly a whole bunch of Loyang Secondary boys sat around us. We ignored them, then I continued talking about something sosecretthatevenifyougetityoullforgetitbecauseitstoosecretforyou. Then YunHan started point at something and whispered to me, "Is that Emerson?"
I was like what what what, then I heard my name, like, "That is WenXin? Huh?" Then I turned around and saw Emerson and his friend sniggering, then all of the sudden, Keith appeared from out of nowhere, sitting beside me, said Hi, then I went all OMFG.
Damn, I miss the old times. No one goes back to work anymore.
Anyway, we went to Tampines Mall and ate at Long John Silver, where we sat with this pastor called Uncle Johnny something. He talked about his adventures around the world and such. Then he was so pissed when Liz said she was New creation Church. I don't know, something about preaching grace. He's 82! And eating LJS.
Uncle John: I fell from the escalator 4 times! Me: OH MY (I wanted to say OH MY GOD but suddenly rememebered about him getting angry over a person who said God's name in vain) UJ: Yes yes, shocking isn't it.
Then I met with the person or supplier or what and paid her the $23. Ah ha. And I went home.
There's no Sims 2: University expansion pack ANYWHERE. Gahhhh
Hello. So boring today. I stained my skirt and Wow. I stained my skirt!!!
Eh damn bored.
Mouse. I mean mice. We made this during English lesson for some composition. Damn, they were so fun to make. I'm starting on a third one, and going to make another fourth one. When we asked Miss Ng for more materials she said we were fussy instead of greedy.
My brother is spying on his friend. Lol, random.
My desk. This morning I arranged the class back. There were around 8 guys and me, Zhihao helped me for the first half of the class, then the rest of the boys started shifting the tables abit. Then I found out they were doing it only for their areas. Then Zhihao stopped helping me and went to sit down. So, in the end, I arranged the class's tables myself.
MANNNNNN! My class is so lazy.
This is KaiZhi. She likes being a cute monkey.
Joel: Kaizhi need to pass up reflection today? Me: HUH YOU DO ALREADY?! Joel: Of course! Me: Kai zhi haven't even started! Joel: HUH KAI ZHI NEVER DO?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm inspired to be like Kaizhi and she didn't do! KaiZhi: I'm doing other work! Joel: Maybe I should do other stuff too, huh!
My third mouse in progress. Damnnnn.
Victoria is pretty. Yunjing the prettiest is not here because she was something something something. This is currently my Twilight bookmark. Yep, I'm reading Twilight again because I have no books and I'm lazy to go to the library.
Random maths.
Eh. Okay. I'm eating an apple and it's going to get enzymatic action done to itself and I miss my primary school's bridge-stairs, it was so cool, like divide into half seh, omg and I have Maths and Pure Geography tests on Friday.
Bye. Remember, Fifi typed ciao in her older days. *randoms*
Well, I used the banana pin today. In case you people don't know what's a banana pin, it looks like this.
It's the most annoying thing because I have to take it down, retie my hair and pin it up again 'cause my hair keeps getting lose. Damn. And everyone thought that I went to put hair extensions but I did not. Oh my god.
Hmm, yeah. Then I got angry at 3E1. What else, oh.
It's raining. The tree outside is going, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"; it's shaking it's head.
Okay, so after school we had this Girl Guides top ten(oh my god, I declared myself in the top ten!) outing, without Jiamin, but Magdelene was her representative. Ah lol. Our Kimberly, ACL. In cloud mode. Lol, don't ask.
Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha.
This bus advertises for pork.
What else. Oh. I'm in love with boyfriend shirts.
HELLO! I AM BLOG SHOPPING, OMG! The day has come for me to wake up and buy some new clothes.
Hello. I wanted to blog about something but I forgot. Hmm, what was it?
Oh, right. 3E1.
Well, 3E2 to 3E6 were supposed to clear their classes, to make way for O levels listening comprehension, and I didn't want to bring all my retarded textbooks home, so I asked Elizabeth whether I could put them in her class. She agreed. I went to her class to put my stuff. Then in the hall, during CME, Zhihao told me that someone took all the boxes and placed them outside 3E1 classroom, locked the windows, doors, so as to prevent us from putting the boxes back.
The someone apparently said we dumped our stuff in their classroom without permission, like "dustbin ar."
Damn it, I was so angry la. DAMN! I ask permission okay! I tell you who's the someone. It's Jeremy and Wei Yan and some other St. John boys. I was so SHOCKED. I expected this kind of actions from MY class, not E1! HECK, even your own classmates were shocked! Damn, damn damn damn damn.
I'm fucking pissed. So angry. It's not my fault okay. I asked permission. And Elizabeth said YES. She agreed. It's her classroom too.
Damn it damn it. Don't expect me not to be angry. It's A RIGHT THING TO FEEL!
Ants invading my nerds boxes, hence making me throw them all away, all 18 of them. And I didn't even hit my target of 20 by LAST week.
Pencil
Pathetic-ness of myself. I feel sorry for myself. I HAVE NO CLOTHESSSSSS!
Laughing too hard at people who wear thick make up like %$#^#^
Fifi's post on Valentine's day
What, er. Onions.
My polo sweet shattered, hence, no holeys.
OM not updating. OM NOT UPDATING!!!!!!! I mean, those mangas that I read.
INUYASHA IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The fucking series is finally finished so now I can stop thinking whether that stupid villian is going die or not and whether that green girl(whatshername) and Inuyasha is going to end up together and they got married and the pink girl and blue pervert guy had twin daughters and a baby boy. Aww. And Sessy is so hot, omg.
Y8 not updating. Y8 NOT UPDATING!!!!!!!!!! I mean, those dress up games that I play, lol.
Boob grabbing scene in "Boku ni Natta Watashi" where the girl's male identify is going to be revealed, as in she's a girl but she's disguised as a guy in a male school and her boyfriend who knows her secret grabs her boobs underneath her shirt to stop her big boobs from protruding out and tells the other guy that he's giving her a massage and she gets all horny etc and then the guy says she's cute and then the other guy, who's gay and things, asks the boob grabbing guy to "massage" for him too. AND THE GUY AND GIRL STILL DON'T WANT TO DO IT. It. It. It.
Maasa's face. Ah pui.
Wait, everything is getting too random, like the boob grabbing part, but damn, ow, the way he squishes the boobs back, looks painful.
I look at my friends's photo and BOOM, all I could do is stare at their clothing.
They wear dresses, skirts, vests, whatisthis and whatisthat. However, ME?! I wear shirts and shorts all the time. I have no formal wear, no tubes, no strapless bras. I don't even wear jeans. I owe only 1 wearable jacket and no skirts, with the exception of school skirt. Hahahahaha, so lame.
Today, it seemed like ALL the goddamn PE teachers weren't in school, so free periods for us.
Man, talking to Zhi hao, Selene, Fiona and Yunjing is LOL.
ZH:That time, I was holding a couple to lemons and they drop onto the floor, then I accidentally step on one. Suddenly my friend ask me, "Ni de jiao suan mah?"
Direct translation is: Are your legs sour? Meaning are your legs tired?
LOLOLOLOL.
Okay whatever. Then we kept telling cold jokes like forever, then we played the whacking game. Like, when it's your turn, the person on your left will keep whacking you, and you have to pinch the person on your right. Until the person on your right says "ouch", the person on your left will keep hitting you.
It was Yunjing's turn, and Fiona was on her left, and I'm on her right. So, Fiona has to whack Yunjing, and Yunjing needs to pinch me.
ZH:Okay, ready? F: *positions* YJ:*starts pinching anyway* ZH:Go. WX:*right after ZH said Go.* Ow. F: EHHHHH!
So Yunjing was saved.
Then that retarded Zhihao, I SWEAR, he's more nonsense then me lor. People read my blog and go, eh you nonsense woman. But he's the nonsense man lor. Omg. Anyway, Zhihao did a bao zhang bao dao for practice and it was damn nonsense lor. I mean, bao zhang bao dao is something like newspaper article review, but in Chinese.
His topic was: Children these days are not eating enough fruits and hence they have the problem of not being able to shit properly. Write on your feelings and thoughts on this article and what people can do to solve this problem.
Lol, then his bao zhang bao dao damn nonsense: The problem about shitting when children are not eating fruits as told is worrying.
something something.
Why is it worrying?
something something.
What can we do to prevent it? Firstly, schools can organise more health weeks, therefore the importance of eating fruits fequently is then drilled into the children.
Secondly, family.
Lastly, yourself.
It's not funny enough like this. It was in Chinese and he threw in random English words, like, xue xiao ke yi organise duo yi dian health weeks. Haha to you if you're Fifi or malay and don't understand Chinese.
Everyone's so sick of life all of the sudden. Like, everyone gets sad at the same time, then they stop blogging, and a few days/hours/minutes/seconds later they blog again.
The, "I'm so sad." does not count.
So here I am, blogging, while doing comprehension and reading reflection while feeling constipated.
Okay, so constipated no more, now I'm hungry.
Wow, a miracle just happened. My father suddenly came out and instead of scolding me for computer as usual he came and ask me what I'm doing. So I told him that while doing homework I fell asleep, and he pat my head and scolded me for not on-ing the lights.
Oh, WOW. I guess the book and text really make the difference, huh.
I'm damn upset. I don't think I'll be going to school. I mean, I don't want to go to school, but what, I think my parents will force me to go as usual, and I will have nothing to say since I don't know what to say and I'll be in school, in class, going a tad crazy over minor things and emo-ing at time but I will most probably be going crazy more and then I'll go home, on the computer, use it till 9-11pm, read something, do some stretchings, sleep, walk up in the morning, do more stretchings, and restart my no-life routine again.
You know, people who claim to be no-lifers seriously should compare mine to theirs. I mean, at least they have friends to talk to. In school, I talk, yeah duh, but it's not until HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. When I on the computer, even though I have a about 40 people online, no one usually talk to me. With the exception of Fifi and some other people, but they're not talking to me anymore. As in, online.
Wait, my blog is supposed to be one that sprouts positive things, like nonsense. And don't take anything I say seriously as I'm a retard. There, I admitted it. I'm actually retarded. I bet you would have notice a long time ago, but I've been denying it so there. I admit. Cat's out of the bag. *fireworks and rainbows*
Hmm, maybe I should talk about how I would plan the future. Well, in such a society, I think I would want to be a hotel manager. LOL WAIT. I don't know. Those type, like Raffles Hotel, like damn prestigious one. Oh my god, and maybe I'll be a school headmaster, one like SAS, for the rich kids. Oh my!
Then again, maybe not. Maybe I'll be some office woman or something.
I'm so irritated. My pepsi bottle was thrown out of the window by my brother and someone finished my other packet of prawn crackers. I WAS SAVING THE SPICY FLAVOURED ONE FOR LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello all. This is going to be a Hello! Project post so skip it since I doubt you'll understand a shit unless you listen to songs by idol groups in Japan like me. And it'll be a long post. Hahahahahahhahaha, I don't put this much effort in normal posts than these.
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Well, how late am I. This was supposed to be done like, a year ago I guess. But I couldn't stand it. The pictures are sooooooo pretty. So I guess, for my own pleasure and satisfaction, I'll do it.
Morning Musume
1st: Niigaki Risa Mannnnnnnnn, I loved her ever since the first time I heard her sing. She was the cutest little girl back then, with all her hair tied up in that retarded pig tail (I said it's cute, okay.) Ohh look, green. How wonderful! She's the second best dancer in Momusu, in my opinion, and she deserve at least a lead. Oh my, my Risaaaaaaaa. She'll turn straight woman lesbians, and gay man stright.
2nd: Kamei Eri Damn. She's just so cute, funny and wow. She's does the weirdest thing like throwing umbrellas backwards for a few hundred times till it lands inside a basket. Good voice, not great, but ohh how desirable. They should make a duo, Risa and Eri, like, WER, Wonderful Eri and Risa.
3th: Michishige Sayumi. One word: cute. Oh and she puts loads and loads of effort. I recognise it. She has the worse voice, I admit. But she tries. Besides, it's an idol group, so techically singing doesn't come first. And her overwhelming cuteness makes me forgive her for loving pink so much.
4th: Mistui Aika Ohhhh Aika. She's the same age as me, so she's quite easy to relate to. At first, I wasn't sure about her vocals, but she has provenly to me again and again that she can sing. And oh wow, those cheeks, aren't they just so pinchable?
5th: JunJun I have no idea why she's at 5th. I don't really hate her, but I don't really like her either. I think she's one cute girl, with a really weird voice. Like, low. Okay.
6th: Takahashi Ai Ai-chan would had made maybe second or third if she hasn't been in the lead for eons. It annoys the crap out of me. I mean, she's pretty, damn hot, and great vocals, though not unique like Yossie's or Ayaya's, but man, seeing her so often irritates me so much.
7th: Linlin No impression. However I do find her very creepy. She's awkward and just looks wrong. I don't know why she's in Momusu in the first place. Hmm.
8th: Tanaka Reina Hmm. You know. She's pretty hot herself but sometimes seeing her act all cute just makes me want to punch her. Her vocals are whatthehellish. I hate them. And her acting all ah lian-ish (Like, gangster) rubs everything in, making me irritated.
9th: Kusumi Koharu Oh, hi slut. I hate this woman so much that I want to beat the crap out of her. She's awful at singing, her acting sucks, and her "KYAAAAAAA" and "WAHHH" are just. Eff. And surprise surprise, she's still in the lead! Furthermore, she has a solo career too! Doesn't that just make you think whether Tsunku is just stubborn or plain retarded?
Berryz Koubou
1st:Tokunaga Chinami Pure awesomeness, this woman. Even though she doesn't get much attention, she still rocks. Damn, it's difficult to explain how much I love this woman.
2nd: Natsuyaki Miyabi When I heard that she was involved in a scandal with some guy, I was so worried. I screamed,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". But she continued releasing this ridiculous song called "Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance" wearing retarded monkey suits with the rest of the Berryz, so I figure it's all alright now. She has those WOW vocals and she's pretty hot.
3th: Shimizu Saki Ahhhhh Saki. Is it okay to say she was the one who inspired me to start trying to learn dancing via videos on youtube. Hmm. I guess, since she's the best dancer in H!P, mind she is. She has to be!
4th: Kumai Yurina Tall beauty. 'Nuff said.
5th: Tsugunaga Momoko Momo. Her voice annoys the hell out of me at times, but sometimes, she controls it so well that, huh. I admit, she has better control than Miyabi, but I just think there's something wrong with her face. Why oh why.
6th: Sugaya Risako Oh. Risako. Well, she's pretty and stuff but her vocals are like Koahru-standard. She's like Koharu, only pretty and more likeable. Yeah.
7th: Sudou Maasa I hate her lips. They're so fat. But I don't hate her personality. I feel bad putting her last. Actually I like her better than Risako and Momo. However, I just don't know why, I couldn't bear to put her at 5th place, so here she is.
C-ute
1st: Umeda Erika She's hot. Hothothothothot. HAWT. She's so funny, and hot. Her singing is also oh-so-desirable. Did I mention hot?
2nd: Suzuki Airi Ahh Airi. She's so cute, I wish she's my little sister. And her eyes! They're gianormous. I'm jealous. But I love her.
3rd:Okai Chisato She has the greatest personality yet. She breathes in amesomeness and breathes out humor. Once she appears on the screen, boom, all go HAHAHAHAHA. How could you hate this little thing? She's not exactly pretty, but she's quite cute. So there.
4th:Hagiwara Mai Pedophiles lust for her. Okay that sounds wrong, but there, she's only 11/12 and yet, there she is, dancing to songs like Tokkaiko Junjou and Namida no Iro. And such a face. Mann, I feel so preverted typing this as a woman.
5th:Yajima Maimi I've never liked this woman. She has such horrible vocals, her voice basically sounds like a bear. But I don't deny that she's pretty. Hmm.
6th: Arihara Kanna Hi red. I have nothing to say about her.
7th: Nakajima Saki Her facial expressions are just wrong. I initially didn't not like her, until I heard her "ahhh!~" in Namida no Iro. MANNNNN! The song is ruined, dammit! Admit it, her vocals suck. Stick someone with better vocals like Chisato for such lines, Tsunku.
******************************************* There. I finished. Now I'll flood my blog with random posts again.
Me: Hello? Bryan: Hello? Me: Hello? Bryan: HELLO? Me: WHAT?! Bryan: ... I forgot what I wanted to say. Me: O_O
Okay. Haven't being blogging much since that thing but hey, life goes on. Woo hoo. And boom, the nasty truth: I hate Ms Ng's ugly handwriting.
What else, oh.
Damn.
Yeah, so basically I went to the dentist and I was going all freaked out when the dentist checked my teeth then saying my two front teeth have holes and I freaked out more then she polished my teeth with this retarded "ZEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound freaking me out somemore and blood gushed out of my gums as she said they were swollen and I needed to brush my gums too and she showed me how to brush my teeth.
Selene.
Fiona. That's my mouth.
Hi. Pie. WOOO. It's so pretty, I hate to eat it.
Tiffany pierced her whatisitcalled.
You know, my phone was supposedly dead, but it came back to life for a moment after I charged it. Yeah then I tried on-ing it. AND WOAH! The hands appeared!
Then it flickered and died. Again.
"When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you @$5#073!"
By China, a.k.a. *snowpeachdrop on DeviantArt. Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.
Recently I've been addicted to these Calbee Prawn Crackers. I decided not to make myself addicted to CHEEZE or something or whatever it's called and decided to buy these prawn crackers. Ohhhhhhhh lalalalalala.
I really got nothing else to say. Good bye.
P.S. KaiZhi clawed me during P.E. today. We were playing rugby, 4 to 6.
