Hello all. This is going to be a Hello! Project post so skip it since I doubt you'll understand a shit unless you listen to songs by idol groups in Japan like me. And it'll be a long post. Hahahahahahhahaha, I don't put this much effort in normal posts than these.








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Well, how late am I. This was supposed to be done like, a year ago I guess. But I couldn't stand it. The pictures are sooooooo pretty. So I guess, for my own pleasure and satisfaction, I'll do it.

Morning Musume


1st: Niigaki Risa
Mannnnnnnnn, I loved her ever since the first time I heard her sing. She was the cutest little girl back then, with all her hair tied up in that retarded pig tail (I said it's cute, okay.) Ohh look, green. How wonderful! She's the second best dancer in Momusu, in my opinion, and she deserve at least a lead. Oh my, my Risaaaaaaaa. She'll turn straight woman lesbians, and gay man stright.

2nd: Kamei Eri
Damn. She's just so cute, funny and wow. She's does the weirdest thing like throwing umbrellas backwards for a few hundred times till it lands inside a basket.  Good voice, not great, but ohh how desirable. They should make a duo, Risa and Eri, like, WER, Wonderful Eri and Risa.

3th: Michishige Sayumi.
One word: cute. Oh and she puts loads and loads of effort. I recognise it. She has the worse voice, I admit. But she tries. Besides, it's an idol group, so techically singing doesn't come first. And her overwhelming cuteness makes me forgive her for loving pink so much.

4th: Mistui Aika
Ohhhh Aika. She's the same age as me, so she's quite easy to relate to. At first, I wasn't sure about her vocals, but she has provenly to me again and again that she can sing. And oh wow, those cheeks, aren't they just so pinchable?

5th: JunJun
I have no idea why she's at 5th. I don't really hate her, but I don't really like her either. I think she's one cute girl, with a really weird voice. Like, low. Okay.

6th: Takahashi Ai
Ai-chan would had made maybe second or third if she hasn't been in the lead for eons. It annoys the crap out of me. I mean, she's pretty, damn hot, and great vocals, though not unique like Yossie's or Ayaya's, but man, seeing her so often irritates me so much.

7th: Linlin
No impression. However I do find her very creepy. She's awkward and just looks wrong. I don't know why she's in Momusu in the first place. Hmm.

8th: Tanaka Reina
Hmm. You know. She's pretty hot herself but sometimes seeing her act all cute just makes me want to punch her. Her vocals are whatthehellish. I hate them. And her acting all ah lian-ish (Like, gangster)  rubs everything in, making me irritated. 

9th: Kusumi Koharu
Oh, hi slut. I hate this woman so much that I want to beat the crap out of her. She's awful at singing, her acting sucks, and her "KYAAAAAAA" and "WAHHH" are just. Eff. And surprise surprise, she's still in the lead! Furthermore, she has a solo career too! Doesn't that just make you think whether Tsunku is just stubborn or plain retarded?



Berryz Koubou


1st:Tokunaga Chinami
Pure awesomeness, this woman. Even though she doesn't get much attention, she still rocks. Damn, it's difficult to explain how much I love this woman.

2nd: Natsuyaki Miyabi
When I heard that she was involved in a scandal with some guy, I was so worried. I screamed,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". But she continued releasing this ridiculous song called "Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance" wearing retarded monkey suits with the rest of the Berryz, so I figure it's all alright now. She has those WOW vocals and she's pretty hot. 

3th: Shimizu Saki
Ahhhhh Saki. Is it okay to say she was the one who inspired me to start trying to learn dancing via videos on youtube. Hmm. I guess, since she's the best dancer in H!P, mind she is. She has to be!

4th: Kumai Yurina
Tall beauty. 'Nuff said.

5th: Tsugunaga Momoko
Momo. Her voice annoys the hell out of me at times, but sometimes, she controls it so well that, huh. I admit, she has better control than Miyabi, but I just think there's something wrong with her face. Why oh why.

6th: Sugaya Risako
Oh. Risako. Well, she's pretty and stuff but her vocals are like Koahru-standard. She's like Koharu, only pretty and more likeable. Yeah.

7th: Sudou Maasa
I hate her lips. They're so fat. But I don't hate her personality. I feel bad putting her last. Actually I like her better than Risako and Momo. However, I just don't know why, I couldn't bear to put her at 5th place, so here she is.


C-ute


1st: Umeda Erika
She's hot. Hothothothothot. HAWT. She's so funny, and hot. Her singing is also oh-so-desirable. Did I mention hot?

2nd: Suzuki Airi
Ahh Airi. She's so cute, I wish she's my little sister. And her eyes! They're gianormous. I'm jealous. But I love her.

3rd:Okai Chisato
She has the greatest personality yet. She breathes in amesomeness and breathes out humor. Once she appears on the screen, boom, all go HAHAHAHAHA. How could you hate this little thing? She's not exactly pretty, but she's quite cute. So there.

4th:Hagiwara Mai
Pedophiles lust for her. Okay that sounds wrong, but there, she's only 11/12 and yet, there she is, dancing to songs like Tokkaiko Junjou and Namida no Iro. And such a face. Mann, I feel so preverted typing this as a woman.

5th:Yajima Maimi
I've never liked this woman. She has such horrible vocals, her voice basically sounds like a bear. But I don't deny that she's pretty. Hmm.

6th: Arihara Kanna
Hi red. I have nothing to say about her. 

7th: Nakajima Saki
Her facial expressions are just wrong. I initially didn't not like her, until I heard her "ahhh!~" in Namida no Iro. MANNNNN! The song is ruined, dammit! Admit it, her vocals suck. Stick someone with better vocals like Chisato for such lines, Tsunku.













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There. I finished. Now I'll flood my blog with random posts again.