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Date : 30 August 2008
Time : 2:19 PM
Title : erm.
I was home from the party. School actually. I went to sleep and woke up to find Kai Ping's cake in the living room. It was cut exactly like how Fiona would cut it. I took one piece and ate it. I went to the kitchen to continue my candy-making and found a fluff of cloud over the sink. It was raining. I moved the cloud to another place before they could count the water in the bill. While making my candy I was thinking why I would have Kai Ping's cake with me and suddenly, Pen, Pencil, Fifi and Jun Hong appeared at my house and stole the cake and my candies. I chased them from my house to Jurong and summoned my cloud from home to rain over them. They slipped and fell. I took the cake and candies from them. I sheeshed them. Then we started putting on raincoats and opening umbrellas. We had a picnic with the cake and candies in the rain. Then we went to meet Selene and Jason to watch a movie that YunJing and Toby was starring in. We saw that they were busy entertaining YunJing and Toby's fans so we went off to watch the movie ourself, but we danced on the stage instead. We then starred in a boardway musical, singing Avenue Q's 'if you were gay' and 'internet is for porn'(Jun Hong is Trekkie monster). We got rich and we donated all the money we had to charity.
Tell me if you bothered to read what I just typed above.
Yeah, so today, 3E6 celebrated being 'form teacher-less'. So instead of the powerpoint presentation, we had a 'party'.
Some party.
Well, no one really bothered much, and pastry actually came to school today so I'm pretty happy. Wanted to watch Wall-E with Yunhan and Liz but they had no money.
:l
Madeline called me then, asking whether I was going back to primary school. I said no but I went nevertheless.
Met up with Madeline, Ying Hui and Gandhi. It was such a long time since I talked to Madeline. We talked like, forever, endless, never stopping. Gandhi was... emo-ing. I wonder why. Ying Hui is still like Ying Hui, quiet.
Damn, Ying Hui's drawings are like so so nice now. :l
Hmm, went to Petal Garden to meet up with Qi Hang, Jun Yuan, Jun Wei and Jia Qin. Or something. Hmm. Nothing much. Went back to Damai at 3pm.
How come I just couldn't hate with a passion? I always wish to hate this person so much, but in the end, it gets screwed up and I ended up talking to this person again.
I get so angry at this person all the time. This person's every actions, the way this person talks, the way this person flirts. It pisses me off again and again.
Lol, another way to cheer yourself up is to read blogs that belong to boys. You know why boys? Because boys who are supposed to be manly who blog like this is a sure way to crack you up. However, the blogs must have no interesting content but still, there must be a lot to read. Like this.
I suppose I can try to tell you what happened to my 7up.
I had placed it in my freezer, for it to cool faster. When I went to get it out it was all liquid-y, so I thought it was okay.
I opened the bottle. Suddenly there's this weird white thing that appears at the surface, then it satrts spreading like crazy. By the time I open the cap my 7up was frozen.
What the fuck just happened? I suppose the white thing are supposed to be the bubbles. Hmm.
I discovered that I had A2s for both Physics and Pure Geog! Woah. I'm proud of myself, and so are my parents. Funny how it feels good when you make someone happy.
Well, CIP today. It was totally nonsense because we had to wait until 3pm, and then till 3.30pm for it to stop raining. It stopped all right, so whooosh.
First, we had to remove all the $1 pebbles. There were like 3141353474687539758757 of them and I about died. Weeds were better. Pull. Pull. Pluck. Pluck.
And, we had to be quiet. O Levels. What. The. Hell.
You know what. Forget normal blogging. This is so sickening. Anyways what happened was that we finished it before it started to rain again and we were so happy and I think they made Quinton Hitler or something and some person a Super Jew and said this was a modern concentration camp.
Someone, ahem, said that this was forced labour, because all the money that were supposedly to be for this retarded work was used for clubbing.
Hahahaha. Happy.
Be happy. That I am. Typing. Here. And not. In the. Hospital. Because I. Killed my. Own two. Hands. And legs.
Well, Ms Ng said that I could be a journalist. Oh wow. But now, I'm really confused about what my future should be. Should I project myself towards NAFA and the arts, or this journalism thing? Or cookery? I definitely do not want to be some business woman. I don't have the money, nor the time.
Damn, the only money making job I thought of for me is cookery. Maybe I should be a cook.
Yun Jing is supposed to find quotes on Education. For some reason I almost typed Mojo Jojo.
Here's a picture to distract you.
Okay forget it Blogger is being dumb again.
OH WOW SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY 7UP WHICH CANNOT BE EXPLAINED!!!!!!
Date : 20 August 2008
Time : 12:00 AM
Title : An interview? Wow.
Well, today, I have an interview to share. This is done totally in secret around a few days ago, joined only by the most trusted people. I assure you this will come to you as a surprise. I am joined today by a special guest. You may very well be very familiar with this certain green monkey who appears almost every week on Cartoon Network. He is the very popular, very green, very clever, Mojo Jojo!
Where is the drumroll? Do not introduce me, Mojo Jojo, without a proper drumroll! And how dare you forget about mentioning the word evil, to describe me, Mojo Jojo, who is the most evil-est of all, and therefore it is essential that you describe me as evil! And-
Yada yada.
How dare you yada me, Mojo Jojo! You insignificant hum-
Okay whatever. First question! What has always been your lifelong ambition?
It is that I will one day be able to eliminate the PPG, the Power Puff Girls. They are the most irksome creatures of all! They have buggy eyes. How is that even possible? Their eyes are two times the size of their palms! They do not even have fingers! Bubbles! She has the most irritating high pitch voice. She claims that she love all animals, but what about me? I, Mojo Jojo, am a lone monkey always feeling deprived, no one loves me. Why do she not love me? LOVE ME! *manager of MJ offers him a banana. MJ accepts* And Blossom. Her name is of a flower, but she is not like one at all. The leader of the BEG(Buggy Eye Girls) thinks she can eliminate me? Noo! How long have they fought me, Mojo Jojo, and how long have I, Mojo Jojo, been able to survive? *peels banana*
How about Buttercup?
Buttercup? Why is she even a girl? She stole my, Mojo Jojo, colour! Her nerves! *eats banana*
Okay. Hmm. Tell me, Mister Mojo. Do you watch any dramas? Like K or J dramas? Do you ever get tired of inventing destructive doom lasers, etc?
No. I, Mojo Jojo, does not waste my time watching pathetic human dramas, in some unknown language. And no, I do not get tired of inventing "destructive doom lasers". They are a much better way to use my unlimited brain cells.
Oh? How many do you have.
Too many, I assure you. Althought, just by talking to you, I waste 100000000000000 of them. However, not to worry. I, Mojo Jojo, has a lot more brain cells to spare.
Okayyy. Let's move on. Why green? Do you like green?
Green is the colour of great intellect, in other words, a genius. I would say green is my favourite colour, hence I would like to make a request. Could someone ask Buttercup to change her theme colour? How about purple? Since she's such a tomboy, despite being a girl *ahem*, shouldn't it be okay? It's the homo colour, yes?
Have you ever thought of going for Plastic Surgeory? To remove your huge brain?
Actually, I, Mojo Jojo, have no problems with this big brain of mine. I protect it with this 100% made of cotten helmet, only available in purple, and it is the rarest of the rares.
Why purple? I thought you said that purple was gay?
The helmet is made from cotton produced by a purple silkworm-
Silkworm? Silkworm produces silk, not cotten.
This silkworm is special. It produces cotten.
Right.
And the cotten is purple. This silkworm, however, is very rare, and lives under the PPG's bed.
Oh?
It is Bubbles's pet. Therefore, it is very difficult for me to have this helmet remade once it breaks.
Hmm. Okay. How big is your house?
Very. Probably the biggest. *calculations* Around a few million square feet. Every screw, every bot, I, Mojo Jojo, made them myself, from a tiny grain of sand to this wonder piece of metal that holds my tower up.
*audience overwhelms with emotions*
100% made by Mojo Jojo
Yes, very touching. Mister Mojo? I am sure you have heard of the scandal between you and Buttercup actually being siblings! Any comments?
I, Mojo Jojo, am not related to that tomboy! No blood, eye, cell relations!
Yeah but, both of you share the same colour.
I told her to wear purple! I, Mojo Jojo, is older than her! She should listen to me! I should be conquering the colour now, but that tomboy, she copied me! *starts muttering in Mandarin*
Okay. right. Thank you Mister Mojo for putting aside time for this interview.
You are very welcome. Here is my name card. You are welcomed anytime to join my fan club.
Er, okay. Bye Mister Mojo.
Okay, if you seriously just believed anything I said above, you are officially more retarded than anyone else. Mojo Jojo is Yunjing. Ahahahahaha.
Speaking of cheesy, I watched Camp Rock with Fifi on youtube.com this morning until around 1am to around part 4 when I had to off the computer. I continued at around 1pm, and I have come to the conclusion that Camp Rock is the cheesiest movie every.
I think Joe Jonas is quite hot, but he is so ew, saying,"For crying out loud."
Cheeeeeeeeeeese.
I made pancakes with cheeeeeeeese.
David Archuleta's song, Crush, is damn, wow. The lyrics represent my life. No, what am I saying. Okay whatever, I want to bathe argh and my throat hurts and argh I want to bathe oh I said that already, okay nevermind what the hell.
Now for the good news! Though we're all sad to have to wait for Harry Potter, this open spot at the theater creates a cool opportunity. The good people at Summit were thrilled to let me know that now Twilight fans are going to get their movie three weeks earlier than scheduled. That's right—Twilight will be released in theaters November 21st! Let the merry-making commence!
What? I don't understand what I typed in the title fill either.
I was in the mirror room. Again. I was having another party. Again. Everyone was kissing each other every 6 seconds and the clock is going backwards. I ate parsley and vomitted out blood. My blood started to flood the room. Suddenly my blood turned clear and it looked like water. Then the mirror room turned into a pool and everyone started to have a pool party. Suddenly someone threw liquid nitrogen into the pool and there's mist everywhere and everyone was like,"Coooooooooooooooool." I got out of my pool and went to have some coffee, after that I went to brush my teeth.
Yeah. I don't have to tell you it's a dream right? Oh, I just did.
I'm so lifeless nowadays.
You know, I'm kind of proud that I woke up at 10am today and didn't use the computer straight away. Weird, for me. Usually I wake up at 12-1pm every saturday and use the computer right after brushing my teeth and there I was, watching TV instead of using the computer.
My Breaking Dawn was murdered by Amelia Goh. I hate her for life now.
Further more:
This is one that's going to upset a whole of of people. Warner Bros. has pushed back Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from November 21, 2008 to July 17, 2009
Variety reports that the studio's Alan Horn said, "Like every other studio, we are still feeling the repercussions of the writers strike, which impacted the readiness of scripts for other films-changing the competitive landscape for 2009 and offering new windows of opportunity that we wanted to take advantage of. We agreed the best strategy was to move 'Half-Blood Prince' to July, where it perfectly fills the gap for a major tent pole release for mid-summer."
-Taken from spill.com(funny bastards. Go watch their reviews)
Well, PMS-ing mood today. Physics test wasn't that bad. In fact, it was quite easy. Oh wow, latent heat of FUSIONNNNNNN.
"What if Pastry denied you? And what if pie likes you? What would they think?" "That I'm desperate, ofc ourse."
Well, you know. I've just declared myself as the Walking Club Chairman. Oh wow. And, Miss Ng was so shocked when she saw that I was reading 'Grotesque'. Is that a word? I still haven't finished it. I couldn't find the motivation to.
Hmm, well. If you really want to know why I wasn't blogging, I actually found another, what do you it, journal-ly thing. It's called twitter. And you can only type like, 140 characters per post, and it's awesome.
www.twitter.com/wennxinn
Yeah.
Okay what else.
I kept dreaming that I have Sims 2 University!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And when I woke up, none none none.
Eight weeks till Bryan will lend me. Ah.
I hate Oral and Comprehension. I love Composition. I hate Cho* who has supple skin, and Zhi Hao because he doesn't want to admit that he's the nonsense-st.
And oh ya if you're Mr Ling I demand that you give me extra 1 or 2 marks for using my presentation to teach and the cost for reproducing it for the class.
AHHHHHHHHHHH, PURE GEOG AND PHYSICS TESTS TOMMORROW! Now do you understand why I don't blog?
I couldn't be any sadder than sad. Well, if you're Pen, Pencil, Mdm F*rah or Miss Le*, maybe I could get sadder. If you are the latter two and you make me sadder, as in sadder than sad, I may just probably screw you guys so bad you wish you weren't born.
Fifi wants me to blog on the Baris Sedia thing, so I shall. Damn, my blurry photos irritate the hell out of me.
Random pebbles picture. We were playing chess with the pebbles on the table while waiting for that Kimberly to come back with the Girl Guides' room key. Arghhh.
Nonsense Kimberly. Here's Jia Min tying her hair.
Speaking of Jia Min, Wei Chong came to tell me that Jia Min is in fact, a very vicious person when it comes to Tai Ti. Wow. Call her jie somemore.
Okay, the Baris Sedia part. So, there they were, the 4 women, Elizabeth(not pictures), Fifi, Yun Han and Yun Jing haveing to shout the command on Monday morning, here they are, practicing.
Surprisingly, Yun Jing's the softest. Oh lol.
YUNHAN WEARING HEELS!!! %$&*%$*^&$(*^*^
Eh, nonsense. Yun Han's expression ruined the picture.
My skullwoman. I wanted to include her in my Art picture, but I decided not to. What will I tell the Principal, the HOD, and Mdm Farah? Hmm.
Talking about Skull woman, Yun Jing finished my skin. But I have no idea how to put it up, because they keep saying there's a HTML error, then Yun Jing said that I need to change it to classic or something.
What? Do you understand? Cause I do not comprehend.
And yeah, I tore off the bed sheets. Annoying piece of cloth.
:D Pure Geography, okay.
Okay, I admit, it was an open book assignment. But hey, I won Kai Zhi okay? She got a 17.
Here's my art piece. Damn, I hate it so much. It's so fugly. I hate it. I hate hate hate hate it. How I wish I could do a new one, but I have no time left, and the woman is so pretty.
Fuck the pencils, they're so ugly, omg omg omg omg.
Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Tomorrow, I'm going to die.
Because I have so many things to do.
Show the decision making people my art.
Collect Breaking Dawn.
Girl Guides Photo Shoot.
ALL HAPPENING TOMORROW AFTERNOON! GRRRRRR. (I can snarl. I found out while read Eclispe outloud to myself, and when there was a part where it said that Edward was snarling, I couldn't help it. I did it too, and I was like hey, that's not so bad!)
I could, abandon 1, and go for 3, then 2. But that'll delay my chances of getting into Art early. I already missed out a lot of stuffs, but if I don't go for 3, the rest will kill me. And I'll never ever ever not do 2.
BREAKING DAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Learn this dance. Pure awesomeness. The song, at least.
DAMN. I preordered, so I need to wait for at least 2 more days.
Oh, and yes. Miss Irene Lee agreed to see my work in order for me to change from F&N to Art and now I need to think of something to draw. But I have no inspiration.
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