Well, today, I have an interview to share. This is done totally in secret around a few days ago, joined only by the most trusted people. I assure you this will come to you as a surprise. I am joined today by a special guest. You may very well be very familiar with this certain green monkey who appears almost every week on Cartoon Network. He is the very popular, very green, very clever, Mojo Jojo!

Where is the drumroll? Do not introduce me, Mojo Jojo, without a proper drumroll! And how dare you forget about mentioning the word evil, to describe me, Mojo Jojo, who is the most evil-est of all, and therefore it is essential that you describe me as evil! And-

Yada yada.

How dare you yada me, Mojo Jojo! You insignificant hum-

Okay whatever. First question! What has always been your lifelong ambition?

It is that I will one day be able to eliminate the PPG, the Power Puff Girls. They are the most irksome creatures of all! They have buggy eyes. How is that even possible? Their eyes are two times the size of their palms! They do not even have fingers! Bubbles! She has the most irritating high pitch voice. She claims that she love all animals, but what about me? I, Mojo Jojo, am a lone monkey always feeling deprived, no one loves me. Why do she not love me? LOVE ME! *manager of MJ offers him a banana. MJ accepts*

And Blossom. Her name is of a flower, but she is not like one at all. The leader of the BEG(Buggy Eye Girls) thinks she can eliminate me? Noo! How long have they fought me, Mojo Jojo, and how long have I, Mojo Jojo, been able to survive? *peels banana*

How about Buttercup?

Buttercup? Why is she even a girl? She stole my, Mojo Jojo, colour! Her nerves! *eats banana*

Okay. Hmm. Tell me, Mister Mojo. Do you watch any dramas? Like K or J dramas? Do you ever get tired of inventing destructive doom lasers, etc?

No. I, Mojo Jojo, does not waste my time watching pathetic human dramas, in some unknown language. And no, I do not get tired of inventing "destructive doom lasers". They are a much better way to use my unlimited brain cells.

Oh? How many do you have.

Too many, I assure you. Althought, just by talking to you, I waste 100000000000000 of them. However, not to worry. I, Mojo Jojo, has a lot more brain cells to spare.

Okayyy. Let's move on. Why green? Do you like green?

Green is the colour of great intellect, in other words, a genius. I would say green is my favourite colour, hence I would like to make a request. Could someone ask Buttercup to change her theme colour? How about purple? Since she's such a tomboy, despite being a girl *ahem*, shouldn't it be okay? It's the homo colour, yes?

Have you ever thought of going for Plastic Surgeory? To remove your huge brain?

Actually, I, Mojo Jojo, have no problems with this big brain of mine. I protect it with this 100% made of cotten helmet, only available in purple, and it is the rarest of the rares.

Why purple? I thought you said that purple was gay?

The helmet is made from cotton produced by a purple silkworm-

Silkworm? Silkworm produces silk, not cotten.

This silkworm is special. It produces cotten.

Right.

And the cotten is purple. This silkworm, however, is very rare, and lives under the PPG's bed.

Oh?

It is Bubbles's pet. Therefore, it is very difficult for me to have this helmet remade once it breaks.

Hmm. Okay. How big is your house?

Very. Probably the biggest. *calculations* Around a few million square feet. Every screw, every bot, I, Mojo Jojo, made them myself, from a tiny grain of sand to this wonder piece of metal that holds my tower up.

*audience overwhelms with emotions*

100% made by Mojo Jojo

Yes, very touching. Mister Mojo? I am sure you have heard of the scandal between you and Buttercup actually being siblings! Any comments?

I, Mojo Jojo, am not related to that tomboy! No blood, eye, cell relations!

Yeah but, both of you share the same colour.

I told her to wear purple! I, Mojo Jojo, is older than her! She should listen to me! I should be conquering the colour now, but that tomboy, she copied me! *starts muttering in Mandarin*

Okay. right. Thank you Mister Mojo for putting aside time for this interview.

You are very welcome. Here is my name card. You are welcomed anytime to join my fan club.

Er, okay. Bye Mister Mojo.












Okay, if you seriously just believed anything I said above, you are officially more retarded than anyone else. Mojo Jojo is Yunjing. Ahahahahaha.