I dreamt that I was George Weasley's girlfriend. I was 17, 7th year in Hogwarts, and it was the Umbridge era. Umbridge was always dressed in pink, so one day I went up to her and said,"Pink is such an ugly colour." She got pissed and gave me detention. My punishment was to write "Pink is a nice colour" with her horrible use-you-blood-as-ink quil a thousand time. And then it was the Howarts war and I cried over Fred Weasley and I married George and we had twin boys. We named them pen and pencil(literally).

Hmm.