I'll give you guys a challenge.

If you can tell me what's boreder than sitting on your huge white sofa in your living room staring at your television(which is not on) and thinking where the hell your modem is for approximately 2 hours, I'll write a post about you.

Not a normal post, oh no. I'll write one with loads of compliments and stuff, and if you have a lover, I might include him/her in the post and made it some sort of love story. You got to give in to crack stories though. I loveee crack stories, and I read crack stories all the time. They make me laugh.

The thing is that you can't 1) extend the time for sitting or 2)sit somewhere else or 3) stare at something else.

Speaking of crack stories I am going to jump onto the HSJ-thon bandwagon now. It's incredibly late, but I sooooooo want to write one of those! I wonder if I can use blogger. Everyone writing those prompts wrote them in LiveJournal.

I bet you don't know a single shit I'm talking about.

I love Ryutaro's "What's desu yo?"


"Do you understand English?"
"What's?"

Anyway, I'm feeling kind of full and I'm having weird dreams about everyone having blogshops and me brushing my teeth every twenty minutes and Yamadada going into the fridge after talking to me. Come to think of it, I said to Daiki,"Don't worry, I'll add you in Facebook." Then he looked kind of relieved and thanked me. Then, he went into my toaster! What's desu yo!

I still think Klay World:Best Klay Sports is the best of all Klay World episodes. It's hilarious. Second would be the water thing.

AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SAID THIS EARLIER BUT THE FIRST EPISODE OF SCRAP TEACHER WAS FINALLY UPLOADED, I MEAN WITH SUBS AND I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE THERE ARE LIKE BILLIONS OF RAW EPISODES EVERYWHERE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND A SHIT OF WHAT THESE JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING SO ALL I COULD DO IS WAIT FOR SUBTITLES TO BE OUT AND I WAITED SO LONG AND YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Yamadada is kickass. Man. And Daiki trying to be hot is incredibly cute. Haha. Sorry.

On a more random note, I'll tell you guys I what I consumed(:D) today.

• Rice with some cabbage, half a hot dog, 5 pieces of fries and these pork-like... meat. I don't know.
• Coffee. Very diluted. With a teaspoon of condensed milk.
• Oreo cookies. Those, peanutbutter and chocolate filing. 3.
• Grilled chicken. With beans. Beans. :D
• Chocolate cake. I'm sorry.
• Plain water.

I'm wellllllll on a way to lose weight, am I not?

I'm not exactly trying to diet anyway. Sigh.

I'll post one of those HSJ-thon things here. Should I ask? Hmm.

WV: padow. (WOW, a new sound effect. PA-d-OW!