Worse/best pick up line ever?
Hikaru's eyes were just wide open and Inoo took this silence to be a good thing. He touched the book that Hikaru was reading and said through half lidded eyes, "I forgot to bring my library card but if I had it, I would definitely check you out."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Not mine but
hers.
WV: homit.
